Date: Thursday, 1/31/2010
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Randall Simon.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 2/22/2010
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans are shocked that you did not keep Jeremy Giambi on the team!
The overall fan interest almost crashed!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 4/19/2010
Subject: Michael Ferdinand healing process
Michael Ferdinand is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Progress of Jonathan Flint
Dear Sir,
Jonathan Flint has nothing more to prove at AA Altoona Curve!
He has an AVG of .412 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Gabriel Santiago
Dear Sir,
Gabriel Santiago shouldn't play at AA Altoona Curve!
He has an AVG of .216 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/3/2010
Subject: Status of Eugene Cutlip
Dear Sir,
Eugene Cutlip seems overmatched at AA Altoona Curve!
He has an ERA of 5.91 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Paxton Crawford
Date: Thursday, 5/23/2010
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Jason Repko
Date: Saturday, 6/1/2010
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Aaron Harang
Date: Saturday, 6/1/2010
Subject: Progress of Leslie Moses
Dear Sir,
Leslie Moses has nothing more to prove at A Hickory Crawdads!
He has an ERA of 2.79 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/7/2010
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Vladimir Guerrero
Date: Friday, 6/7/2010
Subject: Rocco Baldelli injured
Hello Manager,
looks like he worked out a little to intense.
Diagnosis: Pulled Groin Muscle.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 3 weeks.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 6/16/2010
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Jason Frasor
Date: Friday, 6/21/2010
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Brandon Lyon
Date: Thursday, 7/4/2010
Subject: Michael Ferdinand learns new position
Michael Ferdinand has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
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