Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Progress of Andrew McCutchen
Dear Sir,
Andrew McCutchen has nothing more to prove at A Clearwater Phillies!
He has an AVG of .329 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/11/2010
Subject: Jason Kendall
Jason Kendall is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 5/28/2010
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Roger Cedeno
Date: Monday, 6/3/2010
Subject: Status of Lynn Freeman
Dear Sir,
Lynn Freeman has an AVG of .157 at AA Reading Phillies!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/4/2010
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Ben Grieve
Date: Thursday, 6/6/2010
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Jeff Wallace
Date: Saturday, 6/8/2010
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Ben Davis
Date: Sunday, 6/16/2010
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Alex Pacheco.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/19/2010
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Eric Gagne
Date: Sunday, 6/30/2010
Subject: Julian Tavarez
Julian Tavarez is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 7/1/2010
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Russell Martin.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 7/1/2010
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Jason Kendall.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/4/2010
Subject: Casey Kotchman learns new position
Casey Kotchman has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Catcher.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
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