Date: Thursday, 1/31/2013
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans are shocked that you did not keep Mike Caruso on the team!
The overall fan interest almost crashed!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 4/15/2013
Subject: Mike Sheridan healing process
Mike Sheridan is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/12/2013
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Rodrigo Rosario
Date: Wednesday, 5/22/2013
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Sean Casey
Date: Thursday, 5/30/2013
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Gary Majewski
Date: Friday, 5/31/2013
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Jeremy Accardo
Date: Monday, 6/3/2013
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Juan Uribe
Date: Monday, 6/3/2013
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Shawn Hill
Date: Thursday, 6/13/2013
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Jesse Carlson
Date: Friday, 6/21/2013
Subject: Status of Michael Polak
Dear Sir,
Michael Polak seems overmatched at AA New Britain Rock Cats!
He has an ERA of 6.55 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
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