Date: Monday, 4/1/2010
Subject: Retirement
Hi Chief,
I think my time is running out. This will be
my last season as a professional ballplayer.
Sincerely,
Bobby Abreu
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Owen Sudduth
Dear Sir,
Owen Sudduth shouldn't play at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
He has an AVG of .209 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Anthony Fluker
Dear Sir,
Anthony Fluker isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
He has an AVG of .247, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Joseph Westerfield
Dear Sir,
Joseph Westerfield has an AVG of .212 at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/3/2010
Subject: Status of Clarence Corker
Dear Sir,
Clarence Corker isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
He has an AVG of .247, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/13/2010
Subject: Status of Joshua Karsten
Dear Sir,
Joshua Karsten shouldn't play at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
He has an AVG of .248 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/2/2010
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Larry Bigbie
Date: Sunday, 6/2/2010
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Paul Bako
Date: Thursday, 6/6/2010
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Claudio Vargas
Date: Sunday, 6/16/2010
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Shane Nance
Date: Tuesday, 6/18/2010
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 6/21/2010
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 6/30/2010
Subject: Progress of Wade Davis
Dear Sir,
Wade Davis is doing pretty good at A Burlington Bees!
He has an ERA of 2.94, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/1/2010
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Luis Andujar
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