Date: Thursday, 1/31/2019
Subject: George Ibaņez defected and enters league.
30 year old Shortstop George Ibaņez defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Thursday, 1/31/2019
Subject: Carlos Alvarez defected and enters league.
26 year old Pitcher Carlos Alvarez defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Thursday, 1/31/2019
Subject: Pedro Higa defected and enters league.
29 year old Pitcher Pedro Higa defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2019
Subject: Status of Kevin Villegas
Dear Sir,
Kevin Villegas shouldn't play at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
He has an AVG of .248 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2019
Subject: Progress of Alberto Gonzalez
Dear Sir,
Alberto Gonzalez has an AVG of .281 at A Burlington Bees!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2019
Subject: Status of Joel Rivas
Dear Sir,
Joel Rivas shouldn't play at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
He has an AVG of .214 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2019
Subject: Progress of Michael Hersh
Dear Sir,
Michael Hersh has nothing more to prove at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
He has an AVG of .337 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/24/2019
Subject: Status of Carlos Mazur
Dear Sir,
Carlos Mazur has problems at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
He has an ERA of 8.61, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/28/2019
Subject: Status of John Dyess
Dear Sir,
John Dyess shouldn't play at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
He has an AVG of .249 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/29/2019
Subject: Floyd Sacks injured
Hello Manager,
he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out.
Diagnosis: Broken Nose.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 6/1/2019
Subject: Progress of Alberto Gonzalez
Dear Sir,
Alberto Gonzalez has an AVG of .337 at A Burlington Bees!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/1/2019
Subject: Status of John Dyess
Dear Sir,
John Dyess isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
He has an AVG of .243, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/1/2019
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Mark Wagner
Date: Monday, 6/3/2019
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Alexander Giardina
Date: Wednesday, 6/5/2019
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Jonathan Papelbon
Date: Thursday, 6/6/2019
Subject: Status of Lawrence Resch
Dear Sir,
Lawrence Resch has an AVG of .248 at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/10/2019
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Alfredo Cancio
Date: Sunday, 6/16/2019
Subject: Status of Oliver Sainz
Dear Sir,
Oliver Sainz shouldn't play at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
He has an AVG of .247 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/20/2019
Subject: Status of Victor Hulings
Dear Sir,
Victor Hulings shouldn't play at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
He has an AVG of .247 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/5/2019
Subject: Taylor Teagarden
Taylor Teagarden is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 7/22/2019
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Derek Holland
Date: Tuesday, 7/23/2019
Subject: Progress of Brad Kirby
Dear Sir,
Brad Kirby has an ERA of 1.71 at AA Wilmington Blue Rocks!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/27/2019
Subject: Progress of Richard Costillo
Dear Sir,
Richard Costillo is hitting the ball well at A Burlington Bees!
He has an AVG of .295, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 8/3/2019
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Taylor Teagarden
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