Date: Thursday, 1/31/2013
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Derek Jeter.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2013
Subject: Status of Jerome Hoes
Dear Sir,
Jerome Hoes has an AVG of .187 at AA Bowie!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2013
Subject: Status of Luis Wolfe
Dear Sir,
Luis Wolfe isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Bowie!
He has an AVG of .216, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/24/2013
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Wily mo Pena
Date: Saturday, 5/25/2013
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Hector Martin
Date: Tuesday, 5/28/2013
Subject: Progress of John Tolisano
Dear Sir,
John Tolisano has an AVG of .316 at A Frederick!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/12/2013
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Matt Garza
Date: Saturday, 6/22/2013
Subject: Sean Doolittle
Sean Doolittle is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 6/23/2013
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Ian Kinsler
Date: Wednesday, 6/26/2013
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Jason Tyner
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